Monkey Troubles

This blog is written for you by me... i'm a monkey .... really i am but my mother will never admit to it. Hope you enjoy reading all my ramblings.....
I have some seriously bad hair at the moment and am soooo glad to book a hair dresser appointment and its near where i live :) hope its not shite!

I have some seriously bad hair at the moment and am soooo glad to book a hair dresser appointment and its near where i live :) hope its not shite!

Duuuuuuuuuude!

It’s been so freaking long since ive been on my blog and written anything :-/ life has been a little bit hectic!

Ok so I bought a house with my boyf, ive got a new job - I am now a manager ooohh get me :) and we’ve got a little kitty called Socks which we rescued from the cats protection agency, plus loads of other things have happened I cant remember all of it.

All has been quiet on the Zombie front no new film ideas, but a few wicked dreams and am still stuck with finding an escape route from work and at home just incase fo Zombie attack so need to get that bloomin sorted asap!

Hope everyone is well and hope you all had a nice Christmas and New Years :)

Oh my gosh i need to try these!!!

Oh my gosh i need to try these!!!

grelg:

Saw this tonight, it was really fun. It managed to take me back to when things were that innocent and child-like.
I wanted to hug Carol too.

grelg:

Saw this tonight, it was really fun. It managed to take me back to when things were that innocent and child-like.

I wanted to hug Carol too.

ooohhh pooh! I’m not feeling very excited about Halloween yet and that’s making me feel sucky :(
It is my fave night of the year, maybe it’s coz I usually have something planned for at home celebrations to look forward to and i dont this year so far ….. oh Halloween I love you I hope I cheer up and get excited soon xxx

ooohhh pooh! I’m not feeling very excited about Halloween yet and that’s making me feel sucky :(

It is my fave night of the year, maybe it’s coz I usually have something planned for at home celebrations to look forward to and i dont this year so far ….. oh Halloween I love you I hope I cheer up and get excited soon xxx

Ok absolute household essentials when under attack from a legion of zombies…
Food sources:
Squash is a big no no! you cant drink the water coz its full of zombie gunk and the fastest way to get infected other than being bitten!
Ice cream…always good helps when you feel low, helps when you feel high, usually after a kill, and helps for that quick sugar pick me up you need after ruuning for your life.
Bottled water, deffo an esential…if you have this then your ok to have squash.
Pot noodle! as long as your kettle still works your ok to boil the tap water and you have pasta for carbs
Weapons:
Curtain rail
Axe
String
Put all of these together with the string and youve got the perfect weapon for killing zombies, without having to get within bitting range! Never stay with friends, in the end they will just get you bitten, all you need is Guitar Hero and an xbox 360 you can keep friends but talk to them online, that way you can watch their sorry asses getting killed, from a safe distance.
BUT MOST OF ALL you must have a Border Collie! Have you noticed how dogs never ever get bitten by zombies! and you can train it to go out to the shops to buy more potnoodle and squash…also for those of you who struggle without a companion…..hmmmm nah even in the face of a zombie attack animal love is most definately a NO NO!!!

check this link IWOOT

Ok absolute household essentials when under attack from a legion of zombies…

Food sources:

Squash is a big no no! you cant drink the water coz its full of zombie gunk and the fastest way to get infected other than being bitten!

Ice cream…always good helps when you feel low, helps when you feel high, usually after a kill, and helps for that quick sugar pick me up you need after ruuning for your life.

Bottled water, deffo an esential…if you have this then your ok to have squash.

Pot noodle! as long as your kettle still works your ok to boil the tap water and you have pasta for carbs

Weapons:

Curtain rail

Axe

String

Put all of these together with the string and youve got the perfect weapon for killing zombies, without having to get within bitting range! Never stay with friends, in the end they will just get you bitten, all you need is Guitar Hero and an xbox 360 you can keep friends but talk to them online, that way you can watch their sorry asses getting killed, from a safe distance.

BUT MOST OF ALL you must have a Border Collie! Have you noticed how dogs never ever get bitten by zombies! and you can train it to go out to the shops to buy more potnoodle and squash…also for those of you who struggle without a companion…..hmmmm nah even in the face of a zombie attack animal love is most definately a NO NO!!!

check this link IWOOT

Zombie Wedding!

I thought i was a bit mad but there are actually people out there that do have Zombie themed weddings, check these out:

Wedding 1

Wedding 2

Wedding 3

And then there are the Thriller dances! these are awesome!!!

Number 1

Number 2

byrdie:

applearts:
12 Fun and Creative Umbrellas

 Awww i need 2 of theese :)

byrdie:

applearts:

12 Fun and Creative Umbrellas

 Awww i need 2 of theese :)

kulabeth:

hunsonisgroovy:

kaschmoneyy:

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YES



MRN: wow!!! I blogged the biggest burger in the world, and now you have blogged the biggest Monkey in the world!!!! amazing :D

kulabeth:

hunsonisgroovy:

kaschmoneyy:

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YES

MRN: wow!!! I blogged the biggest burger in the world, and now you have blogged the biggest Monkey in the world!!!! amazing :D

Biggest Burger EVER!!!!

I need to have one of these !!! I reckon i could finish it to !!!

BRITAIN’S biggest burger has gone on sale - with more than the recommended calories for a whole DAY.

The “Super Scooby” is six inches tall and weighs more than 3lbs - the same as a large roast chicken.

It has a waistband-busting 2,645 calories - more than the Government’s suggested daily 2,550 for a man or 1,940 for a woman.

And the £10 snack even comes with a side portion of chips. The Jolly Fryer take-away in Bristol is offering a free DIET coke to anyone who can finish one without help from pals.

Thank you to http://www.metro.co.uk and Luigi Armato for the image you can see this in full at this link

Patrick Swayze has passed away it is a very sad day! and to me it is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay more sad than the passing of Michael Jackson.  Patrick Swayze was a fantastic gentleman, he was funny, kind hearted and a great actor, a great dancer, a great man, he will be missed!!!

Rest peacfully Johnny Castle watch over us when we try and bust some kickass moves to the Dirty Dancing Mega Mix……we love you xxxxx

Duffy is Lisa from Team America

Duffy is Lisa from Team America